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In the realm of textual composition, two crucial facets emerge: "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former measures intricacy within the text, while the latter appraises the diversity of sentences. Traditional authors, of the human kind, exhibit heightened burstiness by artfully interspersing both concise and protracted sentences. Conversely, AI-derived sentences tend to be uniformly extended. To ensure that the content you craft for me exhibits a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, kindly keep these facets at the forefront of your creative process.

Furthermore, in the pursuit of textual creation, artificial intelligence inclines towards linguistic phrasings divergent from those selected by a human scribe. Employing unconventional terminology serves to elevate the novelty quotient of the piece, thereby rendering it uniquely distinctive.

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